N Heavyweight=categoria grea
N To make up one's mind=a se hotari
N you'd never know=a se hotara
N to get it=a o pati
N to tire of=a se plictisi de
N in high spirits=bine dispus
N all that I have left=tot ce mi-a ramas
N do as I command you=fa cum iti poruncesc
N heave a hoy!=hei-rup!
N He is no longer=nu mai este
N Pick it up brother=hei domnu da-I bataie
N I had almost said=era cat pe aci sa spun
N Grossly=grotesc
N To lay the ghost=a scapa de fantoma
N Insanity=dementa
N Upside down=cu susul in jos
N Simply and badly true=pur si simplu adevarul
N To be set upon=cu tot dinadinsul
N To go to hell= a se duce in rapa
N To keep on open mind= a tine mintea treaza
N Nonthinking=neganditor
N Seething= care se agita
N The latest link=cea mai recenta veriga
N To go berserk=a-si iesi din minti
N So it is=intr-adevar
N Spot=pata
N Well!hell it=e! dracie!
N He is up to the eyes in work=are de lucru pana peste cap
N To mind one's business=a-si vedea de treaba sa
N Serve you right=asa va trebuie
N How crazy of them=ce nebunie din partea lor
N Gosh!=piei! Du-te!
N To put up to something=a pune ceva la cale
N To keep cool=a ramane calm
N Or whatever it is=ce naiba o fi!
N Quaint=straniu
N To slobber=a se pierde cu firea
N To look intro a matter=a cerceta o chestiune
N For someone's sake=de dragul cuiva
N To scare someone out of his wits= a speria pe cineva ingrozitor
N To have a hell of time=a avea de furca cu cineva
N My mouth had.watered=imi lasa gura apa
N What's the good?=ce rost are?
N Talking as if butter wouldn't melt in your mouth= vorbind ca o mironosita de parca nici usturoi n-a mancat si nici gura miroase
N Speechless with terror=mut de groaza
N Run for your life=fugi cat te tin picioarele
N What the hell for?=pentru ce naiba?
N Dumb=prost
N Silly=prost
N Do you get that?=ai bagat la cap?
N To blow someone's head off=ai zbura creierii cuiva
N Tied up=legati
N To swagger=a face pe grozavul
N Is there any world with in the world of me=exista o lume in interiorul lumii mele
N To tent to vanish=a tinde sa dispara
N To take over= a lua in stapanire
N Provided that=cu conditia ca
N To carry out=a efectua
N We are asked to control= ni se cere sa controlam
N If and only if=numai si numai daca
N To become aware=a-si da seama
N To be taken aback=a fi luat prin surprindere
N To abandon oneself to the idea of=a se lasa furat de idea ca
N That's about all=asta-I tot
N Long absent soon forgotten=ochii care nu se vad se uita
N Actions speak louder than words=faptele sunt mai cloncludente ca cuvintele
N To be in badly need of=a avea nevoie urgenta de
N To be between the devil and the deep sea=a fi intre drac si intuneric
N Bit by bit=putin cate putin
N To do one's bit=a-si face datoria
N The devil is not so black as he is painted=dracul nu e asa de negru pe cum se spune
N To conceal=a tine secret
N In strict confidence=strict confidential
N Without consideration=fara a tine seama de
N Not to find the words to convy the meaning=a nu-si gasi cuvintele pentru a exprima sensul
N Cool-headed=calm
N Day-dreaming=visare cu ochii deschisi
N Out of time=demodat
N To came to a dead stop=a ajunge la un punct mort
N No sooner said than done=zis si facut
N Dummy coil=sectiune moarta
N To frame one's thoughts intro words=a-si imbraca gandurile in cuvinte
N To have a free hand =a avea mana libera
N To split hairs=a taia firu-n patru
N At the hazard of his life=cu riscu vietii
N It'a sealed book for me=e un mister pentru mine
N It was a near touch=era cat pe ce
N To keep toch with=a tine legatura cu
N Such a thing has never been known=nu s-a mai vazut asa ceva
N To lay great store upon=a pune mare prêt pe
N So many men so many minds=cate capete atatea pareri
N Man-made static=paraziti
N It's never too late to mend=nu e niciodata prea tarziu sa repair
N Messy=dezordonat
N Much ado for nothing=prea mult zgomot pentru un nimic
N To pass by=a trece pe langa
N To pass on=a trece mai departe
N To do all in one's power= a face tot ce este posibil
N A question of life and death=o problema de viata si moarte
N To raise one's against=a protesta
N It was reckoned a great discovery=a fost considerate ca o mare descoperire
N To result in failure= a duce la esec
N To be under ni restraint= a avea mana libera
N To take the rough with the smooth=a lua lucrurile asa cum sunt
N To set a task before something=ai trasa cuiva o sarcina
N To spare for time=a trage de timp
N Tender spot=punct slab
N Not to be worth straw=a nu face doi bani
N To let one's thoughts stray=a se lasa furat de ganduri
N An idea suddenly struck him= i-a venit o idée deodata
N To take place= a se produce
N It is too much of a good thing=ce este prea mult strica
N To a T=la perfectie
N To try out=a experimenta
N All will turn out for the best= totul se va termina cu bine
N To thing twicw before doing anything=a se gandi de doua ori inainte de a face ceva
N Under these conditions=in aceste conditii
N The time is up=timpu s-a scurs
N Wayward imagination=imaginatie nestapanita
N To take the winds out of somebody's raits= adejuca planurile cuiva
N It s strange and yet true=e ciudat si totusi adevarat
N Kill-joy=distrugator de placeri
Ways to annoy people
N Drum on every available surface.
N Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
N Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
N Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of 'Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip'
N Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
N Repeat everything someone says, as a question
N Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: 'Do you hear that?' 'What?' 'Never mind, it's gone now.'
N When Christmas carolling, sing 'Jingle Bells, Batman smells' until physically restrained.
N Name your dog 'Dog'.
N Sing along at the opera.
N Tell small children that they don't look very promising.
N Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
N When asked to do things, repeat the instructions to the body parts involved. (ie. 'Hand, will you please open the door.')
N When people ask you to do things, mutter under your breath, 'This won't be neccessary where you are going.'
Insults
N How come you're here? I thought the zoo was closed at night!
N I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.
N I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
N I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
N I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
N Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Stupid thoughts
N Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
N Hackers: We're explorers, not criminals
N ..Every morning is the dawn of a new error
N Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
N Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
N Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
N If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
N If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
N If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
N Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
N 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
N Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
N Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
N Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
N My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
N The name is Baud, James Baud.
N Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
N Does fuzzy logic tickle?
N All computers wait at the same speed.
N ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
N '640K ought to be enough for anybody.' - Bill Gates, 1981
N Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
N Press any key no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
N 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
N If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in
N Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.'
N Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
Proverbs
N It's better to burn out than to fade away. '
N ' Big Brother is watching YOU '
N ' Know your enemy. '
N ' Word is born, fight the war, fuck the norm. '
N ' We don't need the key, we'll break in. '
N ' Life is peachy. '
N ' Oh my god that's the funky shit '
N ' Change my pitch up, Smack my bitch up '
N ' Inhale, inhale, you're the victim! '
N ' FUCK U! I won't do what ya tell me! '
N We feel it, we must beat'em ! It's too late to create a new world ! '
N ' tomorrow, tomorrow always tomorrow There is no future in the western dreamin' !!! '
By Kill-joy
